kieren: but gary i don't want to go rabid
gary: do it for the vine

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via youtapdancingfuck)


sextnoise:

ive always wanted to do this

(via kierenkisses)


kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(via youtapdancingfuck)


darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via youtapdancingfuck)


m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via hipsterfandomblog)


alonesomes:

Let’s play a game called: is this a mass snapchat or is it personal and am I supposed to respond to it??


anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(via leavesofyggdrasil)



yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(via kierenkisses)


When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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(via youtapdancingfuck)


zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

image

(via clappylittlepighands)


scruffydemondean:

apocalyptic-bee:

Because of the table, for a second, I SWORE Sam was wearing booty shorts.

squinting my eyes and imagining its true

scruffydemondean:

apocalyptic-bee:

Because of the table, for a second, I SWORE Sam was wearing booty shorts.

squinting my eyes and imagining its true

(via tehawkwardartist)


raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(via clappylittlepighands)